My Almost - Perfect Life

You can never find the perfect person in me because what makes me human is my imperfection. Though am not perfect, at least I'm real.. :)

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

QuizBox

Isang kaibigan ang nagsabing puntahan ko daw ang site na eto http://www.quizbox.com/ medyo kinabahan ako kasi quiz nanaman, sawang sawa na ako kaka-quiz mula kinder hanggang magapply ako ng trabaho. Buti nalang ibang klaseng quiz 'to, medyo madali lang sagutin di na kailangan ng kodigo.
Paksyet!!! Nakakagulat! after kong sagutan ang Quiz binigay nya ang sagot tungkol sa sarili ko na halos lahat tama.

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

BIRD MO! BIRD KO! BIRD NATIN 'TO

Wala akong magawa sa araw na ito kaya naman pinagtripan ko ang mspaint ng windows. Sinubukan ko magdrawing ng bird at Kulayan ito gamit ang mouse.
Heto ang kinalabasan:





Maituturing kong isang obramaesta ang ginawa kong ito. Ginugol ko sa paggawa nito ang mga oras na tinatamad ako sa trabaho sa bahay at ang imahinasyon ko. Isa itong pagkondena sa paglapastangan sa mga bird na walang kamalay-malay na kinukulayan ang balahibo para magmukhang Lady Gaga.

Kadalasan makikita ang mga bird na ito sa tapat ng elementary school(dahil mas madaling maloko ang bata) at sa simbahan (dahil madaling maloko ang walang kasalanan). Nakakulong ang ibat-ibang colored bird sa isang masikip na lalagyan at sa ibabaw nito ay isang game board. kung swerte kang manalo sa laro na 'to tiyak na mauuwi mo ang bird of your choice. Pero sigurado akong hindi ka mananalo, dahil madadaya ang GameMaster nito.

Tsk! Tsk! kawawang bird... dahil sobrang siksikan sila sa kahilang
selda, hindi maiwasan na oras-oras-minu-minuto may stampede na nagaganap at ang mahina ay tiyak na dedbol at pagpipyestahan ng langgam.

Gamemaster: Put@ng!na tatlong araw na pala itong di kumakain

Narinig ko yan dati mula kay manong gamemaster habang tinitingnan
nya kung bakit di na halos gumagalaw ang bird nya.

IPAGLABAN ANG KARAPATAN NG MGA BIRD.
BIRD MO! BIRD KO! BIRD NATIN 'TO

gusto ko balikan

Iba na talaga ang buhay ko ngayon kumpara nung bata pa ako. Bata parin naman ako ngayon, ayoko lang talaga magcompute ng edad ko lumalaki lang ang galit ko sa Math. Nasa kalendaryo pa naman ako, hindi tulad ng ibang nagbabasa ng blog ko wala na. Pero wag kayo mag-alala may Bingo pa, hanggang 75 yun.

Sabi nga nila ang pagiging bata ay ang pinakamasayang stages sa buhay ng tao. Malaya kang gawin ang lahat nang walang iniisip na problema. Ang lahat ay laro lamang.

Matagal ko nang hindi nagagawang ang humalakhak kasama ang mga kaibigan habang nagpapagulong sa damuhan. Nagtatawanan sa walang kwentang bagay na hindi alam kung bakit nga ba (bakit nga ba?). Tanging ang mura naming isip lang ang makakapagpapaliwanag na hindi ko na taglay ngayon.

Madalas ako maglaro sa ulan at kahit pa sa maduduming tubig ng estero wala akong pakealam, ang alam ko lang masaya ako!. Paguwi ng bahay pawisan sa maghapong takbuhan at puro dumi ang damit sabay salubong sa sermon ni nanay. "Ang dumi-dumi mo nanaman! kakaligo mo lang kanina ah!"
Hindi pa uso nuon ang downy isang banlaw kaya bumubula ako sa sermon. Pasok sa kanang tenga labas sa kaliwang tenga.. ganun lang kasimple tanggapin ang sermon. Di tulad ngayon.

Isa pa sa kinagagalit ni nanay ay ang hindi ko pagtulog sa hapon dahil ito ang prime time ng paglalaro namin. Madalas akong tumakas kahit nakakandado ang gate parang si tiyagong akyat kabisado ko kahit nakapikit ang bakod namin, tamang paglukso at paglapag na walang tunog na maririnig.

Kalog at tansing ang paborito ko at ang paglalabanan namin ay balat ng kendi, tansan at sigarilyo. Kapag ang items mo ay kakaiba yung tipong hard to find mataas ang value nito. Kaya naman kung saan saan kami napupunta hanggang makaabot sa pagawaan ng patis at toyo. Medyo malayo na ito pero wala kaming pakealam saan mang sulok yan makakuha lang ng hard to find tansan at balat ng kendi.

Madami rin akong kalokohan nuon, tiyak na di mo mabibilang at kung pwde lang siguro mabilanggo ang bata e tiyak nasa kulungan nako ngayon. Nandyan yung binansagan namin na "storm" yung matandang maputi ang buhok. Galit na galit sya sa batang maiingay tulad namin. Lalabas sya sa bahay para sermunan kami na waepek naman sa amin at lalo pa kaming magiingay sabay takbo at tago. Maya maya muling lalabas at magiinggay ulit. Nangaasar kumbaga. Buti nalang at walang sakit si Storm at di namin sya napatay sa kunsimisyon. Pero balita ko patay na sya ilang taon na din dahil sa katandaan. Sumalangit nawa at patawad po.
Ilang beses ko din nilagyan ng thumbtask ang upuan ng klasmate ko na hanggang ngayon di nila alam na ako ang may sala. Nilagyan din namin ng mga basura ang bag ng klasmate ko, tinanggal namin yung libro at notebook na di nya pansin sabay uwi. Kinabukasan galit na galit hinahanap yung notebook at libro dahil nasermunan daw sya bakit puro kalat ang nasa bag nya paguwi. Ayun wala syang assignment. Parehas na kami. Lamang lang ako dahil dala ko ang libro at notebook sa bahay tamad lang talaga gumawa ng assignment. Naidrawing ko din ang teacher ko na naka bikini sabay kusot at tapon sa basurahan hahahahaha. Binilang ko din ang manerismo ng teacher ko na "Okey... okey class ganito yan!" morethan 40 times nya itong binabangit sa klase -everyday namin itong binibilang. Maswerte pa sya at di namin binibilang yung talsik ng laway nya. Kaya siguro yung klasmate ko sa harap laging may facetowel at lumalabas after ng subject, siguro maghugas ng mukha.

Ang saya sobra.

Hindi tulad ngayon kailangan mong problemahin lahat mula sa isusuot mong damit, pantalon, hairstyle, pati load ng cellphone, Depektibong Gelpren/Boypren, Naglalakihang pores at hindi maubos na tigyawat at maramin pang iba na hindi ko kayang isulat sa dami....

Friday, April 16, 2010

The "F" Word Domination

I have nothing against foreign movies, modern foreign movies to be specific. I just noticed that they have to have this “F” word, is it like the fashion statement for them?

It’s a cliché to hear this “F” word in movies. Words like this is a way to express a feeling effectively? I think so, though I’m not sure, but let us observe:



When a character is angry they usually say : “F*** you!!”

When a character was scared/shocked : “F***!!”

When a character is laughing : “That’s f***cking hilarious dude.”

When a character can’t believe what he/she is seeing : “What the f*** is that?!”

So these are just some examples, there are tons of scripts and feelings that includes this “F” word. Now, if you don’t have any idea what the character is up to (be feeling), you won’t really identify what their feelings are, well maybe you can upon their emphasis of the word or line. Do you see any difference? I don’t have the queer understanding for this, as long as i am enjoying the movie, its ok for me.

Anyway, there’s nothing wrong about this kind of words being expressed by the characters of most movies today. I just find it intriguing, and as usual, i have nothing else to do.

Moving on, in the English dictionary, this is verb: slang for a sexual intercourse. Profanity may be related to this word. Thus, as our vocabulary is developing (as if we have a choice, language is our foundation of communication to other people, orally or written) this word had taken the liberty of all parts of speech.

It may be considered as noun: a complete confusion

Ex. What in the f***?

As a verb: to procreate

Ex. F*** your girlfriend now!

As an adjective: can be used to modify any word for passion

Ex. She’s f***ing beautiful.

As and adverb: can be used to demand.

Ex. Can you just f***ing finish your food?

It is also synonymous to some words like broke, confused, busted, and the likes.

Actually, this is the only word in English that is grammatically complete stand-alone sentence.

Ex. F***, f***ing f***ers f***ed.

This word is highly versatile that it can describe the feeling of pleasure, hate, love, dismay, and anything else you can think of.

I’m sure there are too many definitions that you alone can think of for this word. Say it loud and proud and definitely, you can really get yourself f***ed up.

This is why, of all the words in the English dictionary that starts with F, fuck is the only one that is referred to as the “F” word. There, I said it. Happy now?